*In a singlish style"
Let me now give you the Singapore Weather Report hor. Erhem please lah. Ladies and Gentleman come come, let me discuss with you something.
What are you expecting in the Singapore Weather? Huh? Tommorrow let say, SNOW AH? You expecting SNOW AH? or 20 degree celcius ah? Please lah hor, Singapore the aircon bus also no 20 degree celcius! only 30 degree celcius la hor!
Huh see you all, get con into paying the money for all the aircon-bus huh. see bo air-con huh, how can like tat?
Huh actually, let me be more steady. Let me NOW show you the SIngapore weather report for the next 300 hundred years!!
Hor the next 300 hundred years!! Yishun Hor...HOT.....HUMID.....then next 3oo hundred years Queenstown...HOT.....HUMID and then you move to the Jurong West, 300 years...Monday OR Thursday....HOT......HUMID....and then you go to Pasir Ris....*repeat after meeee* HOT.....HUMIDDDD.....Yes very goooddd.....
so after I think i do this ah, the weather report can just play repeat and repeat everyday la hor. coz the weather will be all the same want la hor so just remember before I go, let me give you a piece of advise....hor. In singapore don't listen to the newspaper say you all are sloppy dresser...
In singapore, its very HOT wear less. Actually don't wear even better...hor but don't wear cannot hor police will catch... so hor wear very little la hor and if you are a gal, they call it sexy dressing. so be sexy...ah sexy sexy steady bom pee pee whee whee! okok thats all for the weather for the next 3oo hundred years!
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