Why do Men Like Football?

I heard it from the radio today. A listener sent an SMS asking why do men so engrossed in football.
And heres how the DJ replied: " When Men are young, they are encompassed with balls. And they play with it a lot of times. Reason why 22 men chasing after the ball, its because. The ball resembles a woman. You see when a woman is young, you see 22 men chasing her like a soccer ball. When she's 30, you see 10 men chasing her like a basketball. When shes 40, you see her as a tennis ball being hit back and forth by two men. Finally, when she's 50 you treat her like a golf ball coz u wanna hit her as far away and hopes it never comes back." Although, I don't totally agree with this but anyway its hilarious...